Breathedge 2 Achievements

No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.

Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!

I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?

Hehehehe, h-hic

To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.

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A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.

You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.

Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.

Early bird gets the trash!

Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.

The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.

A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.

Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.

Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.

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Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.

Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.

If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.

Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.