Evade Badges

The end of the world is near.

Catch a Turkey during a round of Evade.

Fall into the many holes located in this Backrooms location.

Earned by playing EVADE & Donating to Galf's business! - haz3mn was here :)

Survive a game without being downed.

Play the game during the April Fools event.

Collect his pages.

Run over the nextbot with the bus in Desert Bus.

REACH LEVEL 1000. Wow. Just wow. Level 1000. How many hours did it take? Genuinely curious here. I'd say I am speechless, but, well.. I'm typing this out rn. This is genuinely an achievement that should be placed alongside the greats, like the 86 Celtics or like the moon landing or something. You are EVADE. John Evade. Legally change your name RIGHT NOW. I've got no doubt you've seen the game in all of it's form, cause it's been what, around for 3 years at the time of writing? Do you have the alpha tester badge? Got the Rockin' Stride emote? Hell, maybe I should give you your own cosmetic. Regardless, thanks for playing man. Like really, it's actually insane that you can squeeze so much content and fun out of this tiny lego game. Wish I could do that, but I tend to get bored fast lol. Seriously though, you got some skill. Keep doing whatever you like, if you're having fun, have at it! We're with you each step of the way (virtually). - Oster, Beef

Reach Level 200. Quite the dedication, not many people can get this far.

Yeah, that's a step beyond 200 levels; not gonna judge here. You trying to make a name for yourself? Want some legacy to leave behind? I mean, it's a lego game, but you're definitely someone who can dedicate their time. Very remarkable.

Reach Level 400. Hmmmm yeess..... I am impressed.. And I am not usually impressed...

Reach Level 500. Halfway there! This is definitely a testament to consistent playing and dedication. Good luck on your journey to a thousand!

Reach Level 600. Hold up, 600? Man, I can't even count that high. I don't know if that says more about me than it says about you, but you achieving this level reflects an extraordinary level of perseverance and game knowledge. Kudos.

Reach Level 700. Your journey doesn't end here, keep on pushing no matter what it takes. AFK farming, grinding special rounds, or exploiting. Actually, don't exploit, or else you're BANNED. Just, like, get some help if that happens, cause that's a lot of time lost.

Reach Level 800. You're in the big leagues now, kiddo. You know what? You're like a household name, I've been hearing some friends yap about how cool you were and how much time you spent on Evade. Congratulations. Feel free to put this remarkable rank on your resumé / CV. Your employer will definitely recognize this accomplishment. Though, if you have reached this rank, I'm sure you don't have a full-time job to worry about lol

Reach Level 900. Almost there, man. If anyone were to clown on you for spending this much time in Evade, now's the time to ignore them. That whole sunk cost fallacy thing is a FARCE. You've spent years on this game, and you're just gotta stop at 900? Lame. No, I'm not instigating. Seriously, let's get to 1000 and crush this thing!

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